So, I'm sitting in my dining room this morning, talking to Alara and sipping at my coffee. Then this happened.

 

Alex, my three year old, comes down the stairs, saying rather matter-of-factly, "I want hepatitis and bad breath."

 

Chasing his older brother he repeats, "Give me hepatitis and bad breath!"

 

So, Eric, who is 11, is standing there with an Elmo plushie and two Giant Microbes. So, he gives him hepatitis and halatosis, and Alex is delighted. He then poses the Elmo and puppeting the doll with his best Elmo voice says, "I knew I should never have slept with Big Bird!"

 

Sometimes kids say the darndest things. That was the best twenty bucks I've spent on them since My Little Cthulu.